Cast your mind back to April 2010. Gordon Brown had just been caught calling a pensioner “bigoted.” The volcanic eruption in Iceland had just stopped 10 million travellers from reaching their destination. Business rates had just been revaluated.

Well, here we are. 8 months after the UK’s vote to leave, the divorce proceedings between Britain and the EU have finally begun. Brexit is officially upon us, and it looks like Theresa & The Gang have managed to put together a bit of a plan.